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I accidentally read the rules

Replies: 1 • Wed Nov 29 16:35:57 UTC 2023

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Replies: 3 • Wed Nov 29 16:35:26 UTC 2023

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Replies: 2 • Thu Nov 30 02:43:02 UTC 2023

In all seriousness, I was once contacted by a group of what I'm calling aliens. They contacted me via brain to brain communication. I was in my room and a bright light appeared out the window. I remember seeing figures standing outside and thinking to myself "why aren't I freaking out, those are aliens standing there". Thats when they started "talking" to me. It's like they heard me thinking that and jumped into the thought process. The feeling of contentment and calm remained as they began conversing with me. They weren't angry or evil or anything like that, they just explained where they came from which I didn't understand at the time and I still don't. But they just said they were studying humans and occasionally they make contact with them via this method. I get the feeling that they're still studying me, but they've never made contact since and didn't indicate that they were or are consistently studying me in particular. Why would they contact me just to tell me they study humans? It seemed like it was over in an instant, before I knew it they light and figured were just gone and I was staring out the window into the dark. Still very clam, but then I started to think about everything that just happened and kinda worried but am still calm about the whole thing. I don't know what to make of it. The more I think about that night the more questions I have for them. I wish they'd come back and let me communicate with them again.

Replies: 0 • Thu Nov 30 03:13:14 UTC 2023

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Replies: 2 • Wed Nov 29 08:06:15 UTC 2023

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Replies: 0 • Wed Nov 29 19:55:21 UTC 2023

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Replies: 3 • Wed Nov 29 09:25:42 UTC 2023

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Replies: 1 • Wed Nov 29 16:34:09 UTC 2023

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Replies: 1 • Tue Nov 28 01:56:05 UTC 2023

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Replies: 0 • Wed Nov 29 05:12:13 UTC 2023

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Replies: 3 • Tue Nov 28 08:28:23 UTC 2023

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Replies: 0 • Wed Nov 29 05:02:44 UTC 2023

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Replies: 1 • Mon Nov 27 21:41:09 UTC 2023

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Is this information necessary for mankind?
[ x ] Yes [ ] No

Is this information necessary for the board I am posting it to?
[ x ] Yes [ ] No

Replies: 0 • Mon Nov 27 15:42:33 UTC 2023

Forcing a title on new threads is rape

Replies: 0 • Mon Nov 27 06:01:00 UTC 2023

it's kind of racist when you don't use a title

Replies: 1 • Mon Nov 27 05:50:09 UTC 2023

Why do people hate frog posting so much?

Replies: 2 • Mon Nov 27 04:52:01 UTC 2023

northpolers are all spammhers and never read the rules , I think they should be banned for 30 minutes to read the rules then take a test to ensure they read the rules. If you see nopo/a/ posters be sure to refer them to the rules of ylilauta because every thread there was spam and that's why Sopsy had to kill the board

Replies: 3 • Sun Nov 26 19:20:22 UTC 2023

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Replies: 1 • Sun Nov 26 06:00:43 UTC 2023

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Replies: 2 • Sun Nov 26 03:29:22 UTC 2023

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Replies: 1 • Sun Nov 26 03:57:20 UTC 2023

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Replies: 0 • Sun Nov 26 03:30:16 UTC 2023